The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

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Tech: Okay ma'am, do you see the button on the right-hand side of your mouse?

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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.

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Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house?

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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, everyone will say,