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I opened a gym geared towards lazy pessimists.
It didn't work out.
Dad, what's a forklift?
"Food, usually," I replied.
A piece of bread attended school.
It did so well it made the honor roll.
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
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