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Did you hear about the weightlifter who got kicked out of his house?
He was squatting.
Why are the Avengers so good with tools?
They’re always assembling
I was going to tell the story about my broken pencil.
But there was no point!
Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?
Dad: No problem. (To me) Hey, you live with this guy from now on.
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