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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales.
Two goldfish are in a tank, one turns and says to the other,
“how do you drive this thing?”
My last annual performance review said I lacked passion and intensity.
They've never seen me alone with a really big cheeseburger.
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