The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!

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How many hyperactive kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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The entire purpose of shinbones is so that

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What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

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There are three signs of old age. The first is memory loss.

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Have you heard about the new movie Constipation?

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My wife says she's good at yoga.