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Want to wake up with a smile on your face?
Go to sleep with a clothes hanger in your mouth.
Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?
Because a mother knows breast.
What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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My kid’s pet rabbit named Gotye ran away a few days ago, and we can’t find it.
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