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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?

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I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more Japanese or Chinese so

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I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there.