The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

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My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.

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“Dad, why do you always wrap my birthday gifts in this weird fabric?”