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A jumper cable walks into a bar
The bartender says “I'll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn’t awarded a gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My wife won't come to Mexico with me.
She thinks I will try tequila.
Why are Pokemon players considered naughty?
Because they always want a pikachu.
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
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