A receptionist said to the psychiatrist, "A man is out here who says he is invisible."
The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
I have a friend who was born on October 10th. Every year for his birthday I get him a 3 foot long pole. He hates it.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other
-Are you ok? -I think I lost an electron -Are you sure? -I’m positive!