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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How do you tuna fish?
You raise or lower the scales.
Why is the ocean salty?
Because the land never waves back
My son said, “Dad, I have to pee very badly!”
I said “Son, you’re 14. You should be pretty good at that by now.”
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I asked my wife what she thought of my peeing skills, on a scale of 1-10...
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