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I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,
This is the last thing I need.
Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"?
Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
Someone tried to sell me a coffin.
I said it's the last thing I need.
What did the tree do when the bank was closed?
It started its own branch.
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