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I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,
This is the last thing I need.
The clouds parted and a voice thundered, "Come forth, and you'll receive eternal life."
But John came fifth, so he just got a toaster.
I just sold my vacuum...
All it was doing was collecting dust!!
If prisoners could take their own mugshots what would they be called?
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What language do geese speak?
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