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Why couldn't Hitler eat oranges?
Because he hated the juice.
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If you had a bisexual son, wouldn't he just be called a...
... bison
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The other day my best friend met his fate after accidentally falling into a printing press at work.
You probably read about him, he was in all the papers.
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A Chinese child was born before his due date...
His parents named him "Sudden Lee"
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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I dated a twin once...
I once dated a twin. My friend asked me how I told them apart. I said Stacy has a beauty mark on her right cheek. And Frank has a beard.
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A person asked me, "Aren't you the guy who brags about weird stuff?"
I replied, "No, Im the guy who takes the longest baths in the city".
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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