The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"

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I don’t like taking round trip flights.

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I have a parachute for sale

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Why do mountains never get cold?

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Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?

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What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?

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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.