Because he hated the juice.

... bison

You probably read about him, he was in all the papers.

His parents named him "Sudden Lee"

Nothing, they fast.

I once dated a twin. My friend asked me how I told them apart. I said Stacy has a beauty mark on her right cheek. And Frank has a beard.

I replied, "No, Im the guy who takes the longest baths in the city".