The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?

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I was asked at an interview what my weakness is. I replied "I'm too honest". The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness".

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You guys hear about the depressed plumber?

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My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.

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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.

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9 months isn't really that long