The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

0

My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

0

I asked my wife to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I also...

0

The punchline comes before the question.

0

I don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put ads on hulk