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My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said his daughter was born yesterday… said maybe they'll marry eachother.

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Who can drink 5 gallons of gas and not get sick?

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I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. "Sir, you gave me an extra."

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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.