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Where do zombies like to vacation?
The Dead Sea.
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
Rusty shows up late for work. The boss approaches him as he walks in. "You should've been here at 8:30!" he yells.
Rusty looks surprised. "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
How do you call the smartest mountain?
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For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
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