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The other day my best friend met his fate after accidentally falling into a printing press at work.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

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What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?