The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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Although my friend has a lot of hair, he’s paranoid about going bald.

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I had a silver dollar, but then my dog got a hold of it.

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People who think semi-colons & commas are the same,

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For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

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Why does Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books wear stripes?

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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

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I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"