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My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.

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My son told me, “Dad, I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, and now it burns.”

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I took the shell of my racing snail, thinking it would help him run faster.

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