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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused novocaine during his root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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A receptionist said to the psychiatrist, "A man is out here who says he is invisible."
The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
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Want to wake up with a smile on your face?
Go to sleep with a clothes hanger in your mouth.
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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2. 1...or 2?
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Did you hear about the funeral for boiled water?
It was mist.
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myslef,
This is the last thing I need.
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My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!”
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