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What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?
"You're too little to smoke!"
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Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
He was destroying his calves.
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Having a 12 inch nose is anatomically impossible,
because at that point it becomes a foot.
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What did the doctor say to the patient after the operation was finished?
"That's enough out of you!"
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Patient: Doc, I don't believe that peanuts are fattening.
Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
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My six-pack is very precious to me.
That's why I protect it with a layer of fat.
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How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
He starts coffin.
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Why did the Muffin go to the doctor?
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