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How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
He starts coffin.
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it.
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?"
Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
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