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Patient: Doc, I don't believe that peanuts are fattening.
Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Where does seaweed look to find a job?
In the "Kelp Wanted" section.
Someone asked if I was Russian.
I said I'm not, I'm taking my time.
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