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Patient: Doc, I don't believe that peanuts are fattening.
Doctor: Well, have you ever seen a skinny elephant?
What does a Mexican cow call his friend?
How did the farmer mend the holes in his jeans?
With cabbage patches.
A girl named Ruth quit working at our office.
I've been referring to the office as 'ruthless" since then.
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
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