My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!”
I said, “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”
I just found out that “Aaarghh” is not a real word.
I can’t express how angry that makes me.
I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.