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What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis?"
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My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives...
I replied, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine."
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A vegan said to me, “People who sell meat are disgusting!”
I said, “People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”
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I just found out that “Aaarghh” is not a real word.
I can’t express how angry that makes me.
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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
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3 unwritten rules of life...
1. 2. 3.
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What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the hill?
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