The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My friends are convinced that lowercase vowels cannot turn into uppercase.

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What do you call ham that feels better?

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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about

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Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight

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My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-

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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.