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I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
It becomes egg sighted
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
Tom Cruise made a movie about cooking.
It's called A Few Good Menus.
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Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
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