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I just flew in from a Transformers convention

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My deaf wife just told me that “we need to talk.”

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My daughter was playing with my computer when she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

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Rusty shows up late for work. The boss approaches him as he walks in. "You should've been here at 8:30!" he yells.