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What do you call ham that feels better?
I asked my boss, “Can I have a week off around Christmas?” He growled, “It’s May!”
I countered, “Sorry. May I have a week off around Christmas!?”
My daughter asked "What's a light year?"
I said: "It's a regular year but lower in calories".
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same middle name.
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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...
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