The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.

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I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.

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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.

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I made a graph showing my past relationships..