Watched a movie in 1440p for the first time yesterday.
It was my new year's resolution.
My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
I replied, “I'm on the toilet, please advise…”
Found out I’m allergic to ceiling mounted dart boards
They always make me throw up