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I love short people
They are the most down to earth human beings.
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Smoking will kill you...Bacon will kill you...
But, smoking bacon will cure it.
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Incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly
Unless it's spelled incorrectly
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I hired a landscape gardener...
But he said he couldn’t help as my garden was portrait.
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I don’t mean to toot my own horn
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.
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Today I launched a book aimed at 9-12 year olds.
I’m proud to say I managed to hit one of the little shits!
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Never become an archaeologist
unless you want your career to be in ruins.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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