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I love short people
They are the most down to earth human beings.
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.
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Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
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