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Never become an archaeologist

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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

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I saw my wife, slightly drunk, yelling at the TV: “Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!”

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I told my suitcases just now there will be no holiday this year.