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My 8 year old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
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Does anyone know how to catch a polar bear?
First cut a hole in the ice and throw some peas in it... then hide, when the polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole....
Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.
Such a nice jester!
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