My 8 year old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
A photon checks into a hotel, and the bellhop says, "Can I get your bags for you?"
"No need, good sir," replies the photon. "I'm traveling light."
I threw a boomerang a couple years ago and it never came back
Now I live in constant fear
Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?
They make a lot of money.