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My 8 year old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”
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