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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
It becomes egg sighted
Wife: "Honey, I'm Pregnant."
Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad" Wife: "No you're not...."
Where do the boats go when they get sick?
Most vegans are pacifists.
They don't want any beef.
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