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What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
It becomes egg sighted
How do depressed frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Every morning after I get up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless...
I was like 0mg.
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