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I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
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I became a father today, but no dad jokes are coming to me. I’m pretty bummed.
Luckily the neighbor hit me with a few good jokes as we got home! Cheered me right up!
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I don’t usually make puns about dividing numbers..
But I will make one if I halve two.
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I made a Corona joke the other day
People said it was tasteless.
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If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
It will be a sadder day.
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I'm not fat.
Just horizontally tall.
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Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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