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My son asked me for something hard to write on
I don't know why he got so mad, sand is pretty hard to write on
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
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Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?
He was stuffed.
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To get to the time machine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
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I interrogated a member of the duck gang today.
Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?
He wanted a pizza the action.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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