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My wife and I lost 100 lbs combined!
She lost 120 lbs. I gained 20.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
It's not like I did something
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Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Inflation
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Don't get mad at lazy people
They didn't do anything
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My wife said she prefers brown rice
That’s just riceist
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What happened to the steak that fell down?
It became ground beef.
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My twin brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess.... we are raised differently.
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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