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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
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My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I actually stopped after going once…
...going twice...
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What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-AID!
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What jumps higher than a building?
Everything, buildings don't jump.
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Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
Because it was full.
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What do you tell Simba when he's moving too slow?
Mufasa!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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