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My name’s David, but my Chinese friends call me Dawei.
I guess that’s just dawei it is.
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What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
"I never sausage a place"
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Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
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Why was the girl staring at the juice box?
Because it said: "Concentrate."
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Why did the nose feel sad?
Because he always got picked on!
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I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary
I said, “Mark, my words!”
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My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
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