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What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
"I never sausage a place"
Waiter: “How’s your chicken?”
Dad: “Not good. I think it might be dead.”
Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.
Then say : now you are super angry! She might laugh.. you might die.
It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’
You’re still using fowl language.
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