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What jumps higher than a building?
Everything, buildings don't jump.
At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
I've decided to become a math teacher, but I'm only going to teach subtraction.
I just want to make a difference.
I found out I'm lactoes intolerant.
I can't stand, not having any toes.
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