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I lost a boxing match with a pirate.
He had a vicious right hook.
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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments.
That’s just unpresidented.
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What do you say when Newton slows down?
Newton's Loss of Motion.
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When I left home to go on a business trip, my wife said "Don't forget to write"
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"
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