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I'm not fat.
Just horizontally tall.
Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but you have colon cancer...
Me: No: I don:t believe you:
What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
Some guy came up to me and said, "I haven't gone to the bathroom in two weeks."
I said, "you're full of crap"
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Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
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