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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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If you have 10 apples in one hand and 14 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Really, really big hands.
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
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How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
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