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What happens when a Male rectangle sees a female rectangle?
It becomes an erectangle
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I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare
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After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me
But her aim is getting better
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Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house
We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"
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Today, I accidentally played dad instead of dead when a bear was running at me
He can now ride a bike without training wheels
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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
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Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?
I do.
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My dog is really good at playing fetch
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