The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What happens when a Male rectangle sees a female rectangle?

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I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor

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After a few years, talked with my ex-wife and she still misses me

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Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house

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Today, I accidentally played dad instead of dead when a bear was running at me

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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

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Don't you just hate it when people answer their own questions?