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Imagine having perfect vision...
No, I just can't see it
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My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll up a joint…
He’s now high on my list of priorities.
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...
... then my illegal logging operation is a great success.
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As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
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A friend of mine asked me to adopt some baby cows, and I agreed.
What can I say, I’m always willing to raise the steaks.
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Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
He never recovered
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Give a man a plane ticket, he'll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane, he'll fly for the rest of his life
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I need a joke to tell my deaf friend
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