As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
I just turned 18 so now I shouldn’t need my glasses anymore
I’m still waiting for my adult super-vision to kick in
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent one.
Grandma: You need a new battery for your hearing aid.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.