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Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
That shit was bananas.
Why are foot injuries so serious?
... because they take so long to heel.
Why couldn't the computer take his hat off?
Because his caps lock was on.
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