A friend of mine asked me to adopt some baby cows, and I agreed.
What can I say, I’m always willing to raise the steaks.
People say circumcision doesn’t hurt, but i have to disagree.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.